Girly man with a "Smart" car
 

The other day I took my Camaro out for a spin and stopped to fuel up. At the adjacent pump there was a mousy looking girly man filling up his "Smart" car. As I was pumping he looks over with a wry smile and says, "that thing sounds like a truck, it must get great gas mileage", dripping with sarcasm.

I ignored him and didn't say anything, but it has been irritating the heck out of me since. Where do these self righteous people think they live? Russia? China perhaps? It seems every where you turn there's someone telling you to do what's for the common good. They tell you what to drive, what size home you should have, what to eat, what to drink, etc.

America was founded on principles supporting the individual, not the collective.

I should have told that punk to move to France where he and his car would fit right in. :mad0260:

Anyway, I just needed to get that off my chest. Thanks for "listening" ;)

I would have told him I have no idea. It's my fun car. You should of asked him how much hp that thing cranks out. :D

I would have said "Hell no! It gets horrible miles per gallon! But it sure gets me laid! What about yours?"

you shoul have told the piss ant to go .... ....... :D

tell him that he can drive a smart and save the environment but you will drive a Camaro to save your diginity

:laugh::laugh:
awesome comeback.

You should just tell him to have fun dying when he hits a pedestrian in that cracker jack car.

Was it the guy from reno 911...the prostitute guy with the roller skates?

I would have told him his puny car gets only 9 mpg more than mine on the road. And I can hold 4 people and golf clubs lol

I would have looked at his car and said " nice car I cleaned one just like out of my grill last week along with the bugs..

:word: i would have told him my mpg is higher than your hp:paddle: I had a guy in prius talk down to me about MPG and tree hugger crap. He shut up after i told him that the process of just making his car makes a bigger carbon footprint than my car will make on road in 10+ years. These neo hippies are somthin else:thumbdown:

i just tell them i get 19 city lol my friend always brags how he gets 52.1mpg in his baby blue prius

"Yeah but look on the bright side at least I didn't spend $12K on a two seat death trap POS with no room that shifts like a truck, rides like it's about to fall apart and only does a few MPG better than a Cobalt."

lol ur an awesome girl ;)