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Old 05-10-2009, 07:02 AM   #63
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I put them all together

1) Camaro Laws are Never wrong, they have been passed down since the First Generation of Cars and are tried and true.

2) If there is more than one of the same exact Camaro in one town, one should out look and clean the other until one gives up on being the better looking car.

3) When choosing a type of Camaro remember.
The SS is for the Racers
The Z-28 is for the Tire Burners
The RS is for The Cruisers.

4) No Camaro should go more than 7 days without
being washed, More than a weeks worth of filth
can hurt the car. Law is Void if Your's is in the
Car show on Sunday.

5) If a Camaro is going to be in the Sunday Car Show
it must be washed & cleaned everyday beginning on the Monday before.

6) No Camaro can be Loved, it can be Respected & Admired, It is not a living person therefore it cannot be Loved.

7) No Camaro shall park behind a Mustang, it can park along side, or in front, but NEVER behind.

8) Camaro Owners should never outcast their F-Body Cousins, The Trans-Am Guys.

9) 3rd & 4th Generation Camaro Owners must own a Def Leppard CD Which is to be blasted on hot days with the
Windows down, or the T-Tops out.

10) Every Camaro Owner is to always show respect to their brothers if they meet on the highway by either waving or giving a thumbs up, Two thumbs are to be given if their car is a 67-69.

11) As Camaro Owners we all have the right to convert Pro-Mustang guys over from the "Darkside" to become a part of The CamaroNation. (It is possible!)

12) A Camaro shall live, breath and die to only the will of God. It is not up to man to mediate an execution without the consensus of God.

13) Every Camaro Owner knows that Camaro's and the Winter Season do not mix. If your like most of us who don't own a second car, and must drive your Camaro in the winter weather you know that it's a pain in the ass having to clean your car every day due to the Salt and Road Filth that comes with that time of year.

14) Everyone should know that the Funeral Song For Camaro's is Blaze of Glory By Bon Jovi, It's one of those
songs that says it didn't go out in vain.

15) No Camaro is EVER cute, sweet, or anything of that nature. Furthermore, Flowerprint or frog seat covers are also Forbidden.
16) There is no such thing as an Ugly Camaro, only those that are less fortunate.

17) If you are at a 4 way stop sign, and there are no other sports cars waiting, it is safe to assume that, in a Camaro, you ALWAYS have the right of way.

18) The only car a Camaro is allowed to yield to, is a Corvette or a fellow Camaro (preferably 67-69)

19) NEVER race another Camaro, because if your reading this, chances are you'll win - which is embarrassing to the other Camaro

20) Have patience on the road, not everybody drives a Camaro...

21) No matter what the situation, a Camaro must do all in it's power to help it's fellow muscle cars (Corvette, Trans-Am, Mustang, Challenger) to embarrass, or otherwise put-down, all ricers it may come in contact with.

22) As an owner of a Camaro, it is safe to assume you are always right - in everything

23) Be Proud, Be honorable, be true. For this is the way of the Camaro

24) No Camaro may be purchased with an automatic transmission without the perspective buyer at least TRYING to learn how to drive stick before hand.

25) nothing shall be eaten in or around any/all Camaros
nothing besides water in or around any/all Camaros

24) Eating in the Camaro will lead to having one's Camaro rights removed.

25) A Camaro must have a name. Such a name must be given according to the driver who has driven the Camaro, and such a name must command respect.

26) Any modification to any Camaro must be done with utmost care.

27) A Camaro must be respected on the road and in the shop.

28) No one with a mullett shall be allowed to drive a Camaro unless its an IROC!

28) All Camaro's may be loved. Law number six no longer holds any value.

28) All Camaro's may be loved. Law number six no longer holds any value.

29) If your father had one you must carry on his legacy.

30) If your father did not own a Camaro you must begin the legacy.

31) Fliers may not be stuck to any Camaro, but handed to the owner
personally, for doing otherwise shows lack of respect for both car and owner.

32) The Camaro is not and shall never be a garbage scow.

33) If you own a Camaro (in whatever condition), you may not desecrate it by treating it as if it where stolen. And to those who steal Camaro's..... shall drive Geo Metro's in HELL

34) f money is readily availible to do so, immidiately replace the ugly stock rims on 4th gen Camaros.

35) Country music shall NEVER, I repeat, NEVER be heard/listened to in a Camaro.

36) If you respect yourself, you should respect your Camaro

37) You M U S T vists camaro5.com at least once in your life. And read all the other laws there is to STRICTLY follow!

38) NO STICKERS SHALL EVER EVER EVER BE PLACED ON THE CAMARO OR ANY MUSCLE CAR OF ANY KIND (Except Camaro5.com decals on the rear quarter windows. Rep!)

39) All rear passengers must enter/exit from the passenger door, no exceptions. The driver's seat is not to be tampered with.

39) No one shall move another mans/womans camaro without permission and with the ability to reach the petals without moving the drivers seat.

40) No Camaro Law shall be taken off the list, the only way to get rid of a law is to make another law nullifying it
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