Due to the overwhelmingly positive response the Transformers Bumblebee contest has received among the denizens of Camaro5.com, GM has decided to expand the scope of the contest and will now be producing a customized Bumblebee 5th Gen Camaro for each registered member of camaro5.com.
This unprecedented move has been called by some in the industry "Pure Genious!" and is "sure to guarantee the success of the Camaro for years to come".
Scott, I've written it all out for you. All you have to do is print it.