[Krystal's447]

Originally Posted by Brokinarrow

All Chevy dealerships have been issued the following public safety notice:
When your customers view the new Camaro for the first time, advise them to view the Camaro in their peripheral vision only for the first 15 minutes. Looking directly at the Camaro without acclimating ones visual senses may cause spontaneous pant wetting, loss of motor functions, and uncontrollable drooling.