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aet08 · 09-29-2010, 02:02 PM

CAMARO GETS YOU LAID.
SMARTCAR DOES NOT.
'NUFF SAID

OBX Bumblebee · 09-29-2010, 02:10 PM

I had something similar happen when I owned my H2. Had a guy come up to the window as I was waiting for an order. He says "Man, that's a huge vehicle. What kind of gas mileage does it get?" I said "Not as bad as you'd think." I can see the need for him to get on me over the mileage building as he says "My Festiva gets 32 miles to the gallon." I looked at him and said "That's cool. Between the two of us we get over 20 then." Rolled up my window and he got the hint the conversation was over. lol

mikel441 · 09-29-2010, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eleven Charley

Smart Car before and after.

This is what I was thinking about when I saw my first Smart car. Now that I have seen it. My original thinking has been confirmed. It's really a dumb car!

Jimbabwe · 09-29-2010, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Dallas

My reply would have been "You know you ripped and burned your man card as soon as you bought that thing, right? Where's you're purse?"

I was thinking more along the lines of "Cute car! Did you get matching shoes and purse?"

Demon Hunter · 09-29-2010, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OBX Bumblebee

I had something similar happen when I owned my H2. Had a guy come up to the window as I was waiting for an order. He says "Man, that's a huge vehicle. What kind of gas mileage does it get?" I said "Not as bad as you'd think." I can see the need for him to get on me over the mileage building as he says "My Festiva gets 32 miles to the gallon." I looked at him and said "That's cool. Between the two of us we get over 20 then." Rolled up my window and he got the hint the conversation was over. lol

I used to get the same kind of crap all the time when I had my H2.... I actually really miss that car... every 8mpg gas guzzling once of her.

EMB135Driver · 09-29-2010, 04:18 PM

I think you should have just stood there and stared at his car.....after a minute you should have asked when the rest of the clowns were going to get out of the circus mobile and join him.

RedJewel2SS · 09-29-2010, 04:20 PM

that is why i have one of these:

bought here:
http://www.gearheads4life.com/men/me...y-t-shirt.html

fielderLS3 · 09-29-2010, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brownhornitt

Terry wouldn't say that. Nick Swardson is awesome.

Btw, has anyone seem the Southpark "Smug" episode?

Was that the one where the elites were smelling their own farts out of wine glasses?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Dallas

This is why you don't want to EVER drive a Smart Car.

A double wammy....The initial impact, and then the landing from 5 or 6 feet above the ground.

Looks at it from Darwin's point of view. Smart cars are doing us a favor by purging those genes from the species.

Hemlawk · 09-29-2010, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedJewel2SS

that is why i have one of these:

bought here:
http://www.gearheads4life.com/men/me...y-t-shirt.html

I must buy this!!!!

jshaf · 09-29-2010, 04:45 PM

should have asked him "whatcha go in that? an 8 or a 6? " and " ye my little sis has a friend with one of those, she takes crap about it all the time" followed by a light high pitched chuckle

GEEo · 09-29-2010, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Memphis SS

I would have looked at his car and said " nice car I cleaned one just like out of my grill last week along with the bugs..

Duflar · 09-29-2010, 05:13 PM

I would just show him my T

Team STILLEN · 09-29-2010, 05:21 PM

I saw this awesome plate and bumper sticker in LA one day. I can't get it to direct link it.

http://gtrusa.blogspot.com/2007/10/8-mpg.html

MartiMcFly · 09-29-2010, 05:22 PM

He thinks he lives in america where he has freedom of speech.... speaking of founding principals....

But I don't care much for him being a smart ass about your car.

09-29-2010, 04:18 PM	#132
EMB135Driver Jedi Master Drives: Boeing 757/767+2010 IBM 2SS Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bangor, ME and Palm Coast, FL Posts: 1,121	I think you should have just stood there and stared at his car.....after a minute you should have asked when the rest of the clowns were going to get out of the circus mobile and join him. __________________

09-29-2010, 04:20 PM	#133
RedJewel2SS 12.23s@113mph Drives: 2SS/RS, A6, just a few bolt ons Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,197	that is why i have one of these: bought here: http://www.gearheads4life.com/men/me...y-t-shirt.html __________________ RIP Cammie 7/15/2009 - 4/1/2011

09-29-2010, 04:45 PM	#136
jshaf Montani Semper Liberi Drives: 2011 Black 2SS/RS w/ IOM stripes Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Masontown, WV Posts: 4,841	should have asked him "whatcha go in that? an 8 or a 6? " and " ye my little sis has a friend with one of those, she takes crap about it all the time" followed by a light high pitched chuckle __________________ Stainless Works 1 7/8 Long Tude Headers, Stainless Works High Flow Cats, Stainless Works Retro Chambered Catback, Z/28 Air Intake, RDP Tuned, FR41 Chrome Rims, 1100W stereo, 35% Tint

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09-29-2010, 02:02 PM	#127
aet08 Drives: c Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: c Posts: 627	CAMARO GETS YOU LAID. SMARTCAR DOES NOT. 'NUFF SAID

09-29-2010, 02:10 PM	#128
OBX Bumblebee Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS/RS T/F Edition Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: OBX Posts: 93	I had something similar happen when I owned my H2. Had a guy come up to the window as I was waiting for an order. He says "Man, that's a huge vehicle. What kind of gas mileage does it get?" I said "Not as bad as you'd think." I can see the need for him to get on me over the mileage building as he says "My Festiva gets 32 miles to the gallon." I looked at him and said "That's cool. Between the two of us we get over 20 then." Rolled up my window and he got the hint the conversation was over. lol

09-29-2010, 05:21 PM	#139
Team STILLEN Drives: Varies Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Costa Mesa, CA Posts: 2,182	I saw this awesome plate and bumper sticker in LA one day. I can't get it to direct link it. http://gtrusa.blogspot.com/2007/10/8-mpg.html

09-29-2010, 05:22 PM	#140
MartiMcFly Drives: 2SS-RS Join Date: May 2010 Location: TX Posts: 66	He thinks he lives in america where he has freedom of speech.... speaking of founding principals.... But I don't care much for him being a smart ass about your car.