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scrapn4me · 09-28-2010, 08:46 PM

I hate jerkoffs like that!
Last person to complain about how much gas I'm using I told them when all of us that depend on refineries for our paychecks were out of a job we'll becoming over to their house to eat !

I'm going to use this one for sure lol
I would have said "Hell no! It gets horrible miles per gallon! But it sure gets me laid! What about yours?"

Entaille · 09-28-2010, 08:50 PM

I would have thanked him for offsetting all the gas I waste as I enjoy driving a real car.

GrinderSS · 09-28-2010, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BackinBlackSS/RS

I would have told him I have no idea. It's my fun car. You should of asked him how much hp that thing cranks out.

No kidding...but I'm sure he would have said HP doesn't matter

Steve Dallas · 09-28-2010, 08:53 PM

My reply would have been "You know you ripped and burned your man card as soon as you bought that thing, right? Where's you're purse?"

melody301 · 09-28-2010, 08:53 PM

OMG, the Camaro drivers are the best. I'm loving the come backs. HILARIOUS to say the least. Keep em coming guys.

GrinderSS · 09-28-2010, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Jessica-Rocks-

I would have said "Hell no! It gets horrible miles per gallon! But it sure gets me laid! What about yours?"

LOL! Now isn't that the truth, most people (chick's especially) love the looks and the sound of the car.

jagan323 · 09-28-2010, 08:54 PM

Yeah, i would have to say, the Smart car isn't so smart lol. =D

I drove in one before... it can't climb hills lol. So bad lol.

GrinderSS · 09-28-2010, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ghazzi1397

tell him that he can drive a smart and save the environment but you will drive a Camaro to save your diginity

Now that's a fantastic retort! LOL!

JJ2010 · 09-28-2010, 08:54 PM

I think he was degraded enough by driving a smart car.....

spurscar · 09-28-2010, 08:55 PM

Someone once tried to give me crap about our SUV - just looked at him and told him I had to own one cause a small car couldn't tow my gas guzzling boat.

Gave me a snide look and said something about well that just doubles the problem then.

Like I care what anyone thinks anyway, haha.

Tallboy · 09-28-2010, 08:55 PM

My comeback probably would've been something like "Is that thing dishwasher safe?"

GrinderSS · 09-28-2010, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by lbheat

Was it the guy from reno 911...the prostitute guy with the roller skates?

LOL! No, he wasn't quite that feminine looking

GrinderSS · 09-28-2010, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Memphis SS

I would have looked at his car and said " nice car I cleaned one just like out of grill last week along with the bugs..

GrinderSS · 09-28-2010, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ronin_2SS

i would have told him my mpg is higher than your hp

I had a guy in prius talk down to me about MPG and tree hugger crap. He shut up after i told him that the process of just making his car makes a bigger carbon footprint than my car will make on road in 10+ years. These neo hippies are somthin else

I thought all the hippies lived in California...I suppose they've come out of the woodwork since Obama became president.

09-28-2010, 08:46 PM	#15
scrapn4me Drives: 2004 Monte Carlo SS Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: IL Posts: 332	I hate jerkoffs like that! Last person to complain about how much gas I'm using I told them when all of us that depend on refineries for our paychecks were out of a job we'll becoming over to their house to eat ! I'm going to use this one for sure lol I would have said "Hell no! It gets horrible miles per gallon! But it sure gets me laid! What about yours?" __________________ 2LT-Summit White, Automatic, sunroof, black rally stripes 1100, Preliminary order accepted - 11/09/09 2500, Order accepted by GM 11/25/09 3000, Order scheduled for production - 1/11/2010 3300, Order broadcast 12/17/09 3400, Order broadcast - 12/23/09 Found same car on dealers lot 12-30-09 without factory stripes stripes painted on "69" style 1-11-10

09-28-2010, 08:50 PM	#16
Entaille Drives: 2018 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Lake Stevens Posts: 1,005	I would have thanked him for offsetting all the gas I waste as I enjoy driving a real car. __________________

09-28-2010, 08:53 PM	#18
Steve Dallas Commits weekly crime Drives: 2017 Camaro 1LT Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Camano Island, WA Posts: 9,513 View My Garage	My reply would have been "You know you ripped and burned your man card as soon as you bought that thing, right? Where's you're purse?" __________________ 2017 Camaro 1LT - Blue Barchetta IV I fire up the willing engine, responding with a roar. Tires spitting gravel I commit my weekly crime.

09-28-2010, 08:53 PM	#19
melody301 NY Football Giants YAY!!! Drives: 2011 LS Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: DMV Posts: 808	OMG, the Camaro drivers are the best. I'm loving the come backs. HILARIOUS to say the least. Keep em coming guys. __________________

09-28-2010, 08:54 PM	#21
jagan323 I have no life Drives: 06' Subaru STI, ex-Camaro V6 LLT Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Top Gear Test Track Posts: 3,189	Yeah, i would have to say, the Smart car isn't so smart lol. =D I drove in one before... it can't climb hills lol. So bad lol. __________________ List of Camaro DIY The Blog

09-28-2010, 08:54 PM	#23
JJ2010 Drives: 2010 Camaro SS Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Smithfield,NC Posts: 1,203	I think he was degraded enough by driving a smart car.....

09-28-2010, 08:55 PM	#24
spurscar Drives: 2011 CGM 2SS/RS A6 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Columbia, SC Posts: 315	Someone once tried to give me crap about our SUV - just looked at him and told him I had to own one cause a small car couldn't tow my gas guzzling boat. Gave me a snide look and said something about well that just doubles the problem then. Like I care what anyone thinks anyway, haha.

09-28-2010, 08:55 PM	#25
Tallboy Say "when"... Drives: 11 2LT Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Venice, FL Posts: 431	My comeback probably would've been something like "Is that thing dishwasher safe?"

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