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superdave99 · 09-01-2009, 07:06 PM

If you buy a yellow w/ black racing stripes it will transform into an alien robot from another planet and Megan Fox will be forced to check under your hood...

brothersperformance.com · 09-01-2009, 07:08 PM

Burt Reynolds has ordered three camaros in order to customize them for the reboot of the "Smokey and the Bandit" movie series.

98_Camaro · 09-01-2009, 07:32 PM

If you really, really believe, one day, your Camaro will become Bumblebee.

Krystal's447 · 09-01-2009, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brokinarrow

All Chevy dealerships have been issued the following public safety notice:
When your customers view the new Camaro for the first time, advise them to view the Camaro in their peripheral vision only for the first 15 minutes. Looking directly at the Camaro without acclimating ones visual senses may cause spontaneous pant wetting, loss of motor functions, and uncontrollable drooling.

MisterT · 09-01-2009, 08:16 PM

If you put a letter in the mail slot of the camaro it'll get delivered

Spaceballone · 09-01-2009, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by undeadswamp

Chuck Norris has refused to purchase any Camaros after his experience in the testing phase. His reasoning is that he was hired for quality control and personally round-house kicked each Camaro that was produced. Then, GM produced a Camaro that survived.

This model will not be released pending a lawsuit and has been confirmed to be the new Z28.

LOL Love it!!

theholycow · 09-01-2009, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterT

If you put a letter in the mail slot of the camaro it'll get delivered

...really fast.

jbgz28 · 09-01-2009, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbo57

chicks dig it

My nurse says that even an ugly man could get a girl with this car!!

ComancheSS2 · 09-01-2009, 09:57 PM

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!!!!!Surgeon General Warning!!!!!

The 2010 Camaro is known to be dangerous to your health....Your heart will raise, your blood pressure will rise, and the G-Force that you will feel at full throttle can cause all the blood to leave the front of your body and migrate towards your foot.... Also driving the Camaro is known to cause other car owners to drive wrecklessly which could put your life at risk....

You can also expect your stress level to increase because of the rock star status that this car generates....
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ComancheSS2 · 09-01-2009, 10:01 PM

Sorry, I just realized that this was supposed to be a joke not the truth!!!!

All the information below is untrue..... Now that is a joke!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ComancheSS2

________________________________

!!!!!Surgeon General Warning!!!!!

The 2010 Camaro is known to be dangerous to your health....Your heart will raise, your blood pressure will rise, and the G-Force that you will feel at full throttle can cause all the blood to leave the front of your body and migrate towards your foot.... Also driving the Camaro is known to cause other car owners to drive wrecklessly which could put your life at risk....

You can also expect your stress level to increase because of the rock star status that this car generates....
________________________________

Capstone · 09-01-2009, 10:35 PM

FACT: The 2010 Camaro will make people instantly quit smoking within 20 feet of the vehicle. (sorta true)

FACT: The 2010 Camaro contains nano-technology capable of altering the DNA of occupants making them unable to frown, complain or be in anyway unhappy. (until someone comes up with a hand-held microscope capable of spotting "nanos" to prove otherwise, I will assume this is true too)

FACT: The engineered proportions of the 2010 Camaro were derived from a "divine algorithm" first discovered in each of the 7 wonders of the Ancient World.

now where did I put that Abacus...

Parker · 09-01-2009, 10:51 PM

When you set cruise control at 155 MPH the message "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" will display in the DIC.

If you attach a Zune to the PDIM interface a helpful yet annoying paperclip will appear in the radio graphic screen.

kellertxgen5 · 09-01-2009, 11:01 PM

Each new Camaro is actually hand crafted from one piece of Kryptonite by Chuck Norris. That's why they are taking so long.

DkknightX · 09-01-2009, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drivingincamaro

the camaro has 2 doors

Actually, it is listed as 3 door....Not sure what that is about....

09-01-2009, 07:06 PM	#197
superdave99 Drives: 2010 1SS CGM L99 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 145 View My Garage	If you buy a yellow w/ black racing stripes it will transform into an alien robot from another planet and Megan Fox will be forced to check under your hood... __________________ 2G1FJ1EJ8A9173456 1SS CGM w/ Black Stripes L99 3/14/10

09-01-2009, 07:32 PM	#199
98_Camaro Drives: 2016 2SS Coupe Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,365 View My Garage	If you really, really believe, one day, your Camaro will become Bumblebee. __________________ Gone but not forgotten: 1998 Bright Purple Metallic Camaro 2012 Carbon Flash Metallic 2SS Convertible 2016 Summit White 2SS Coupe M6, NPP, & MRC Now Driving: 2016 Torch Red Corvette 2LT, NPP, MRC

09-01-2009, 09:57 PM	#205
ComancheSS2 Drives: 2010 ABM SS2/RS 6M Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Comanche, TX Posts: 71 View My Garage	________________________________ !!!!!Surgeon General Warning!!!!! The 2010 Camaro is known to be dangerous to your health....Your heart will raise, your blood pressure will rise, and the G-Force that you will feel at full throttle can cause all the blood to leave the front of your body and migrate towards your foot.... Also driving the Camaro is known to cause other car owners to drive wrecklessly which could put your life at risk.... You can also expect your stress level to increase because of the rock star status that this car generates.... ________________________________ __________________ Happily driving my ABM 2SS/RS since 09/08/09

09-01-2009, 11:01 PM	#209
kellertxgen5 Drives: 2LT RS - Black w' black 21's Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Keller, TX Posts: 271	Each new Camaro is actually hand crafted from one piece of Kryptonite by Chuck Norris. That's why they are taking so long. __________________ Black 2LT RS w/ Black 21's Driving since 7/17

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Capstone Drives: . Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: . Posts: 280	FACT: The 2010 Camaro will make people instantly quit smoking within 20 feet of the vehicle. (sorta true) FACT: The 2010 Camaro contains nano-technology capable of altering the DNA of occupants making them unable to frown, complain or be in anyway unhappy. (until someone comes up with a hand-held microscope capable of spotting "nanos" to prove otherwise, I will assume this is true too) FACT: The engineered proportions of the 2010 Camaro were derived from a "divine algorithm" first discovered in each of the 7 wonders of the Ancient World. now where did I put that Abacus...

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Parker Drives: 2010 Camaro SS/RS Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: SoCal Posts: 246 View My Garage	When you set cruise control at 155 MPH the message "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" will display in the DIC. If you attach a Zune to the PDIM interface a helpful yet annoying paperclip will appear in the radio graphic screen.