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stovt001 · 11-12-2007, 03:45 PM

So this is a totally random, yet vitally important discussion:

If Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne, and James Bond got into a fight, who would win?

*DGthe3* · 11-12-2007, 04:26 PM

Jack Bauer. He will stop at nothing and can go without eating for 24 hours straight. James Bond is a nothing without his toys. Bourne, well he may put up a fight.

Pencil.Fight · 11-12-2007, 04:30 PM

Eh, I said James Bond because he's the more realistic of the three. Plus, you can't beat that style. He's gotten himself into and out of more perilous situations than Bauer or Bourne put together. Experience speaks for a lot.

*Mindz* · 11-12-2007, 04:50 PM

Bond is the ultimate secret agent. He's also a lady killer. You can call him nothing without his toys but when will he ever not have them?

Bourne can fight and drive like a maniac, but he lacks suaveness and needs to stay calm sometimes. He loses his cool and stops thinking. He goes into "full throttle guns blazing" mode.

Haven't watched much of 24 so I can't give a detailed opinion on him. I made my decision based on what I know about each character.

P.S. I'm a little biased as I worked on two Bond games at EA Inc.

The_Stache · 11-12-2007, 04:54 PM

Bond sorry, grew up with him as the "Man".

TFord · 11-12-2007, 06:02 PM

Bourne hands down....

bauer is a badass..., but have you noticed that if he has a silencer he kills everyone in one shot...no silencer he cant hit the broad side of a barn. inconsistant.

Bond is the man, but I think bourne would open a can on 007.

now if the question was who would I want to hit the bar/club with...
bond no question

*DGthe3* · 11-12-2007, 06:27 PM

I don't think Jack would do so great at a bar:
Jack:
"Can I buy you a drink?"
(pause)
"ANSWER ME!"
Woman:
"I don't know, I don't know"
Jack:
"Don't make me do this!"
Woman:
"What are you talking about? Leave me alone"
Jack:
"DAMMIT!"
Woman

*Mr. Wyndham* · 11-12-2007, 06:40 PM

This is difficult...

I think Bond and Bourne would flatten Bouer...and then get into a "giant droid deathmatch"...one in which Bourne would gain the upperhand, untill bond kicks him in the face with a kinfe poppong out of his boot...

sneaky, sneaky, Mr. Bond....

*TAG UR IT* · 11-12-2007, 10:36 PM

Not bond...don't see him as a fighter....gadgets and all, yes. Not a fighter.

Bourne would kick some @ss.

Jeff · 11-12-2007, 10:37 PM

Bourne would rip the others up. He is much better at fighting hand to hand than James Bond :]

*DGthe3* · 11-12-2007, 10:43 PM

But Jack is relentless. And has survived a year of torture from the chinese without cracking. He also knows how to fight dirty, maybe not with as much skill as Bourne but probably just as effective.

*Mindz* · 11-12-2007, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff

Bourne would rip the others up. He is much better at fighting hand to hand than James Bond :]

What's the point of being good at fighting if you can never get close to someone? Bond SPECIALIZES in infiltrating and sneaking around. Bourne is like the civic with a Folgers can and park bench going in guns blazing.

Bond has an incredible knack for getting out of close quarter/tight situations

I agree Bourne would win a fist fight, but Bond would choose to fight his fight and not face Bourne toe to toe.

*DGthe3* · 11-12-2007, 11:49 PM

I think this should be limmited to a hand to hand, no holds bared type fight. Otherwise Jack could call in a tactical assault team . . . and that isn't terribly fair now is it?

*Mindz* · 11-13-2007, 12:19 AM

How about this, choose your winner in each of these categories and then total the categories up.

Hand to hand:
Breaking into an enemy fortress/hideout:
Driving skills:
Blending in with society in a public place:
Knowing their enemies strength/weaknesses:
Accomplishing the mission:

Bonus: Accomplishing mission in the stylish way:

View Poll Results: Who would win in a fight?
Jack Bauer	2	11.76%
Jason Bourne	7	41.18%
James Bond	8	47.06%
Voters: 17. You may not vote on this poll

11-12-2007, 03:45 PM	#1
stovt001 Drives: 2006 Cobalt, 2004 Taurus wagon Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: California Posts: 3,812	Battle of the JBs So this is a totally random, yet vitally important discussion: If Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne, and James Bond got into a fight, who would win?

11-12-2007, 04:26 PM	#2
DGthe3 Moderator.ca Drives: 05 Grand Am GT Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Niagara, Canada Posts: 25,372	Jack Bauer. He will stop at nothing and can go without eating for 24 hours straight. James Bond is a nothing without his toys. Bourne, well he may put up a fight. __________________ Note, if I've gotten any facts wrong in the above, just ignore any points I made with them __________________ Originally Posted by FbodFather My sister's dentist's brother's cousin's housekeeper's dog-breeder's nephew sells coffee filters to the company that provides coffee to General Motors...... ........and HE WOULD KNOW!!!! __________________ Camaro Fest sub-forum

11-12-2007, 04:50 PM	#4
Mindz E.B.A.H. Drives: you wild... Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the happy padded room wearing a jacket that makes me hug myself... Posts: 18,421	Bond is the ultimate secret agent. He's also a lady killer. You can call him nothing without his toys but when will he ever not have them? Bourne can fight and drive like a maniac, but he lacks suaveness and needs to stay calm sometimes. He loses his cool and stops thinking. He goes into "full throttle guns blazing" mode. Haven't watched much of 24 so I can't give a detailed opinion on him. I made my decision based on what I know about each character. P.S. I'm a little biased as I worked on two Bond games at EA Inc. __________________ Blue Rush, 2010 SS [Car of the Week 3/22/2010] Traded in on...ZLZBUBB, 2013 ZL1

11-12-2007, 04:54 PM	#5
The_Stache SoCal Race Team #13 Drives: 2010 1SS:RS:LS3:SW Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Gilbert, AZ Posts: 1,803 View My Garage	Bond sorry, grew up with him as the "Man". __________________ A.K.A - Diarmadhi (old handle) - So much to do.. So little money Owner : Fast-Stache Industries LLC

11-12-2007, 06:02 PM	#6
TFord Camaro Fanatic Drives: 2000 Z28 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Auburn, WA Posts: 1,809 View My Garage	Bourne hands down.... bauer is a badass..., but have you noticed that if he has a silencer he kills everyone in one shot...no silencer he cant hit the broad side of a barn. inconsistant. Bond is the man, but I think bourne would open a can on 007. now if the question was who would I want to hit the bar/club with... bond no question

11-12-2007, 06:27 PM	#7
DGthe3 Moderator.ca Drives: 05 Grand Am GT Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Niagara, Canada Posts: 25,372	I don't think Jack would do so great at a bar: Jack: "Can I buy you a drink?" (pause) "ANSWER ME!" Woman: "I don't know, I don't know" Jack: "Don't make me do this!" Woman: "What are you talking about? Leave me alone" Jack: "DAMMIT!" Woman __________________ Note, if I've gotten any facts wrong in the above, just ignore any points I made with them __________________ Originally Posted by FbodFather My sister's dentist's brother's cousin's housekeeper's dog-breeder's nephew sells coffee filters to the company that provides coffee to General Motors...... ........and HE WOULD KNOW!!!! __________________ Camaro Fest sub-forum

11-12-2007, 06:40 PM	#8
Mr. Wyndham I used to be Dragoneye... Drives: 2018 ZL1 1LE Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 31,876 View My Garage	This is difficult... I think Bond and Bourne would flatten Bouer...and then get into a "giant droid deathmatch"...one in which Bourne would gain the upperhand, untill bond kicks him in the face with a kinfe poppong out of his boot... sneaky, sneaky, Mr. Bond.... __________________ *"Keep the faith."* - Fbodfather

11-12-2007, 10:36 PM	#9
TAG UR IT www.Camaro5store.com Drives: 2014 ZL1 #705 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: SA, Texas Posts: 26,558 View My Garage	Not bond...don't see him as a fighter....gadgets and all, yes. Not a fighter. Bourne would kick some @ss.

11-12-2007, 10:37 PM	#10
Jeff ~ANTI-FORD~ Drives: Cadillac CTS Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: San Antonio, Texas Posts: 608	Bourne would rip the others up. He is much better at fighting hand to hand than James Bond :] __________________ My Z28 sorry guys.. sold Camaro and got a Cadillac CTS, waiting for a few years to get a 2010 SS used ;]

11-12-2007, 10:43 PM	#11
DGthe3 Moderator.ca Drives: 05 Grand Am GT Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Niagara, Canada Posts: 25,372	But Jack is relentless. And has survived a year of torture from the chinese without cracking. He also knows how to fight dirty, maybe not with as much skill as Bourne but probably just as effective. __________________ Note, if I've gotten any facts wrong in the above, just ignore any points I made with them __________________ Originally Posted by FbodFather My sister's dentist's brother's cousin's housekeeper's dog-breeder's nephew sells coffee filters to the company that provides coffee to General Motors...... ........and HE WOULD KNOW!!!! __________________ Camaro Fest sub-forum

11-12-2007, 11:49 PM	#13
DGthe3 Moderator.ca Drives: 05 Grand Am GT Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Niagara, Canada Posts: 25,372	I think this should be limmited to a hand to hand, no holds bared type fight. Otherwise Jack could call in a tactical assault team . . . and that isn't terribly fair now is it? __________________ Note, if I've gotten any facts wrong in the above, just ignore any points I made with them __________________ Originally Posted by FbodFather My sister's dentist's brother's cousin's housekeeper's dog-breeder's nephew sells coffee filters to the company that provides coffee to General Motors...... ........and HE WOULD KNOW!!!! __________________ Camaro Fest sub-forum

11-13-2007, 12:19 AM	#14
Mindz E.B.A.H. Drives: you wild... Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the happy padded room wearing a jacket that makes me hug myself... Posts: 18,421	How about this, choose your winner in each of these categories and then total the categories up. Hand to hand: Breaking into an enemy fortress/hideout: Driving skills: Blending in with society in a public place: Knowing their enemies strength/weaknesses: Accomplishing the mission: Bonus: Accomplishing mission in the stylish way: __________________ Blue Rush, 2010 SS [Car of the Week 3/22/2010] Traded in on...ZLZBUBB, 2013 ZL1

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