A cautionary tale.

[KeepItGreasey]

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Sax solo

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Spoken:
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Kahdir]

Shame

[KEEP RT]

Hell, I bought the car without asking or telling my wife. Oh sure we talked that maybe someday I might and she said "it would be a "bad idea" if I did". She got over it in 5 minutes. But that's why I got the personalized plates. Now those she hates! But all is cool.

[CynAgain]

I can't believe the dysfunction in here

[KEEP RT]

dysfunction ??????

[CynAgain]

Originally Posted by KEEP RT

dysfunction ??????

exactly! If people actually acted like they cared about and participated in the relationship instead of hiding, lying, arguing, or just running solo this thread wouldn't even exist.

Then again, my love has his Camaro and I have mine, so who am I to talk?

[KEEP RT]

Originally Posted by CynAgain

exactly! If people actually acted like they cared about and participated in the relationship instead of hiding, lying, arguing, or just running solo this thread wouldn't even exist.

Then again, my love has his Camaro and I have mine, so who am I to talk?

"Care about their relationship" Been married 17 years. We understand each other. You shouldn't judge others. Thats mean. We've had 4 real arguments in 21 years. We wish you the same.

[SlingShot]

Originally Posted by CynAgain

exactly! If people actually acted like they cared about and participated in the relationship instead of hiding, lying, arguing, or just running solo this thread wouldn't even exist.

Then again, my love has his Camaro and I have mine, so who am I to talk?

I have to agree ... I've never understood the my money, your money mentality ... You are suppose to be married and SHARING a life together.

[CynAgain]

Originally Posted by KEEP RT

"Care about their relationship" Been married 17 years. We understand each other. You shouldn't judge others. Thats mean. We've had 4 real arguments in 21 years. We wish you the same.

I wasn't judging, only re-stating the obvious relationship flaws that some are so eager post in the open forum. Congratulations on your successful marriage.

Originally Posted by SlingShot

I have to agree ... I've never understood the my money, your money mentality ... You are suppose to be married and SHARING a life together.

Thank you

[HondaPowered]

Originally Posted by Silver2SSRS6spd

I can relate with the OP, my wife would be/will be on the war path once she figures out what I installed under my hood. The good thing is that she can't drive my car and will not be able to notice the added horsepower. I'm waiting for someone to slip and mention supercharger in front of her, I'm prepared to show her the electric superchargers on eBay and tell her that's what I bought.

ha! i lol'd....

But then she is going to want you to show it to her. (your supercharger) and if she has some common sense she would compare it with the ebay one.

what are you going to do then?

[xx_ED_xx]

rename this the doghouse thread

[MarylandSpeed]

I am always shocked at the people calling in paying with "secret accounts" and sending parts to "safe houses". I have even had customers tell me their wife does not know they own the car they are modding. I have also had wives call, and scream and cuss at me because they did know their husband ordered the parts.

For me, I have always figured it is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. My wife has never said no to me, but I obviously found the perfect job to get away with it. Keep in mind, she also drives a Camaro, and has a lifted 4 door JK Jeep Rubicon on 35"'s she off roads.

You wnat to waste some real money modding, buy a Jeep and 4 wheel it. I get her parts for it, she takes it out, bashes them all up on the trail, and I have to buy them again:( At least my stuff does not break that much.

[drummer5679]

don't get married

[metallicide]

Im lucky my wife enjoys our camaro as much as I do. She constantly tells me the next upgrades we need to get, she agrees all our extra spending money goes to the car hah...and some remodeling. but ill give her that......