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Ivas · 10-25-2011, 06:07 PM

Everyone appreciates stories with lotsa' blood. The news broadcasters have a maxim by which they accord importance to stories they report: "If it bleeds, it leads."

We wanna' know the bloody tales you can tell; if you can keep 'em true to life, that would be best.

I'll start simple. This morning, as I awoke, I found my cheek glued to the pillow. It seems I had a bloody nose in my sleep. Yuck. I recall that I had dreamed about boxing with Mike Tyson that night. I suppose I oughta' count myself lucky that I hadn't lost an ear in my sleep!

BigMatt · 10-25-2011, 08:09 PM

I'm an OR nurse so I see lotsa blood every day lol

The Stig · 10-25-2011, 08:12 PM

I'm a fire fighter/EMT and yea lots o blood. It's horrible but in my head is one of those guys who sells peanuts at baseball games, except he's saying "Blood, get your blood here. Get your blood here"

coolman · 10-25-2011, 08:21 PM

I personally have a lot a bleeding stories. I can't even count how many times I've had stitches. Last time, I stuck my hand in a move fan and almost lost a couple of fingers. I now have no feeling in either one.

The Stig · 10-25-2011, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolman

I personally have a lot a bleeding stories. I can't even count how many times I've had stitches. Last time, I stuck my hand in a move fan and almost lost a couple of fingers. I now have no feeling in either one.

Not to be a jerk (I'm attempting to lighten the mood), but have you met PQ?

2012 IngotSilver 5.0 · 10-25-2011, 08:49 PM

As a career firefighter with 18 years of service, I have more stories about this topic than I care to remember.

So I won't ...

lakersftbl69 · 10-25-2011, 08:59 PM

I sliced the tips of my fingers on a meat slicer back in 06

rachykells · 10-25-2011, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMatt

I'm an OR nurse so I see lotsa blood every day lol

I'm going into my clinical rotation starting next week. I'm training to be a scrub tech/surg tech. I'm sure I'll have my own stories soon.

*SSE 4 2SS* · 10-25-2011, 10:19 PM

25 years retired FF/Paramedic Flight medic... too much blood.. don't care to rehash them here...

2ndgenz28 · 10-25-2011, 10:32 PM

5th grade, The first girl in the class to get her period. We were in gym class bouncing on balls and she was wearing white jeans. They needed a mop.

gross and funny at the same time.

Indpowr · 10-25-2011, 10:34 PM

Got smacked in the nose with the head of this beauty. He is my wifes horse.

His head is as big as half of my body so you can say he made me see lights but I did not get knocked out....2500lb punch

The hourse

The aftermath

Hot Tamales · 10-25-2011, 11:56 PM

Yup, E.R. nurse for 6 years. Been elbows deep in blood & guts more times than I care to remember. I love it though!

LIM3 · 10-26-2011, 12:05 AM

i gashed open my heel and sliced through tendon .
now i walk with a limp until i get operated.

beware of canned food lids in trash bags !!

camaroitalia · 10-26-2011, 12:13 AM

going for my martial art test and was breaking boards. went to throw an axe kick breaking through about 5 and the boards broke jagged. i didnt hit it completely in the middle so the side of my foot got gashed open pretty good lol

10-25-2011, 06:07 PM	#1
Ivas el Ruco Drives: 2010 Camaro SS (now runnin' TENS ) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Fontana, CA Posts: 7,388	Who's got a true story about bleeding. Everyone appreciates stories with lotsa' blood. The news broadcasters have a maxim by which they accord importance to stories they report: "If it bleeds, it leads." We wanna' know the bloody tales you can tell; if you can keep 'em true to life, that would be best. I'll start simple. This morning, as I awoke, I found my cheek glued to the pillow. It seems I had a bloody nose in my sleep. Yuck. I recall that I had dreamed about boxing with Mike Tyson that night. I suppose I oughta' count myself lucky that I hadn't lost an ear in my sleep!

10-25-2011, 08:09 PM	#2
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10-25-2011, 08:12 PM	#3
The Stig knows 2 facts about ducks Drives: ...and they're both wrong Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The HMS Invincible Posts: 25,072 View My Garage	I'm a fire fighter/EMT and yea lots o blood. It's horrible but in my head is one of those guys who sells peanuts at baseball games, except he's saying "Blood, get your blood here. Get your blood here" __________________

10-25-2011, 08:49 PM	#6
2012 IngotSilver 5.0 FIVE.OH Drives: 2016 Mustang 5.0 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 665 View My Garage	As a career firefighter with 18 years of service, I have more stories about this topic than I care to remember. So I won't ... __________________ 2016 Mustang GT 6R80 Magnetic Metallic

10-25-2011, 08:59 PM	#7
lakersftbl69 Drives: 2010 camaro ss Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: conway sc. Posts: 1,435 View My Garage	I sliced the tips of my fingers on a meat slicer back in 06 __________________ ordered dec 15 2008 picked up on june 8 2009. upgrades kooks 1 7/8" LTH w/ deleted cats, corsa exhaust, hurst short throw shifter stage 3 comp cam, 3.91 gears ecs kit blower, meth injection, upgraded axles, drive shaft, McLeod rxt clutch, fully forged 416ci stroker all installed and dyno tuned by slowhawk performance in bridgewater ma.

10-25-2011, 08:21 PM	#4
coolman Guest Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: PA Posts: 4,812	I personally have a lot a bleeding stories. I can't even count how many times I've had stitches. Last time, I stuck my hand in a move fan and almost lost a couple of fingers. I now have no feeling in either one.

10-25-2011, 10:19 PM	#9
SSE 4 2SS Boosted Moderator Drives: Bone Stock LS3 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Marion Tx Posts: 15,551	25 years retired FF/Paramedic Flight medic... too much blood.. don't care to rehash them here... __________________ If the car feels like it is on rails, you are probably driving too slow. -Ross Bentley Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall. Torque is how far you take the wall with you. “If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.” Mario Andretti If you can turn, you ain't going fast enough...

10-25-2011, 10:32 PM	#10
2ndgenz28 Thread Killer Drives: All Black Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: NWO Toledo Area Posts: 4,720	5th grade, The first girl in the class to get her period. We were in gym class bouncing on balls and she was wearing white jeans. They needed a mop. gross and funny at the same time.

10-25-2011, 10:34 PM	#11
Indpowr Account Suspended Drives: Corvette C6 Join Date: May 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 6,959 View My Garage	Got smacked in the nose with the head of this beauty. He is my wifes horse. His head is as big as half of my body so you can say he made me see lights but I did not get knocked out....2500lb punch The hourse The aftermath

10-25-2011, 11:56 PM	#12
Hot Tamales Drives: 2013 Camaro ZL1 Victory Red M6 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Mission, TX Posts: 637 View My Garage	Yup, E.R. nurse for 6 years. Been elbows deep in blood & guts more times than I care to remember. I love it though! __________________

10-26-2011, 12:05 AM	#13
LIM3 it's mind bottling.. Drives: SGM Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: miami floirda. Posts: 5,393	i gashed open my heel and sliced through tendon . now i walk with a limp until i get operated. beware of canned food lids in trash bags !! __________________

10-26-2011, 12:13 AM	#14
camaroitalia Go Harder Than Baltimore! Drives: 2010 CGM Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Baltimore Posts: 3,835	going for my martial art test and was breaking boards. went to throw an axe kick breaking through about 5 and the boards broke jagged. i didnt hit it completely in the middle so the side of my foot got gashed open pretty good lol __________________

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